Latino Lover indeed....

Last night I decided to give the dating a complete stranger thing a go, again. This time, I met a man who was a self described 'latino lover' for a few drinks. The quite inappropriate pictures he had previously emailed me had left little to the imagination. I am not quite sure what he was expecting out of the meeting, but I certainly wanted none of it. I had decided to meet with him merely out of curiosity on what kind of person sends a complete stranger pictures of themselves in the nude. And I was greeted with exactly what I had expected...

From the first moment, this man was completely over-the-top. It was as if he was almost oozing the impression of sexiness. But it became very obvious, very quickly, that this was in fact a cover-up for the inability to hold a conversation of any interest. He continually attempted to move the conversation to a sexual theme. Where was the craziest place you have had sex? Have you ever had an orgy? Have you ever been with a woman? Good God!! Is this seriously what passes for first date conversation for some people? I absolutely could not believe what was coming out of his mouth! 

Instead of ducking out while he was in the washroom, I simply laid it out for him. (It was actually quite a speech) I told him I wasn't interested in what he was selling, that I felt like he was the most arrogant man I had ever met, and that I hope he gets help with what was, in my opinion, was an addiction to sex. Then I turned and left without a look behind me.

Tonight I am opting for a quiet night in. It is simply more pleasant this way. Oh wait, there's the phone....